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All you need to know to enjoy your stay in Malacca Malaysia.

What the real estate ads say and what they really mean…

  • QUIET & SECLUDED – half the block is empty
  • UPDATED KITCHEN – the water does not backup in the sink
  • MOTIVATED SELLER – has been on the market forever.
  • CONVENIENT – next to the highway
  • MOVE IN CONDITION – there is no front door.
  • COZY – rooms are 5ft by 5ft
  • OUTSTANDING – house painted in bright pink color
  • GOOD SECURITY – neighbour has a unfriendly Rottweiler
  • UNUSUAL FEATURE – property comes with an alligator
  • VALUE FOR MONEY – no roof and doors
  • WATERFRONT PROPERTY – water rises 10 feet into the house during the rainy season.
  • SOPHISTICATED CITY LIVING – next to a sex shop and noisy bar
  • IN SECLUDED NEIGHBOURHOOD – next to the jailhouse
  • BELOW MARKET PRICE – the house is haunted
  • SURROUNDED BY GREENERY – garden has not been maintained and weeds are now 6ft high…
  • GOOD INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY – if another idiot comes along and pays you a higher price than what you will be paying..
  • HURRY AND DO NOT MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY – am broke and desperate for the commission.

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